Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Meet the Big Brother Cast

I’m back!


As you can see, I haven’t been around for some time. Well I have been around, but just haven’t posted anything. Tonight that is changing, as I am about to give my break down on every house guest in the infamous Big Brother house. One by one. Now if you have never watched Big Brother it is on CBS do a quick google search and you will find all you need to know. For those that do watch…Here we go!



Brendon-- Can someone tell me what happened to this guys balls? I really think that this dudes major problem is that he got beat up a lot in High school. He is just one of them types. The girls seem to think he is pretty hot, but I think that has a lot to do with him just being on the big screen. To me… He looks like a big goof, and he acts like a d-bag. I got so sick of seeing him talk to his love in the house Rachel (more on her later) which he had known for like 30 days, but is head over heels in love with. I literally got to the point where I would fast forward anytime the two of them were on cam. I wish I could have reached thru the TV and slapped the shiznit out of him. He is so pathetic. I will admit that his game play has gotten better since his parrot has left the house, but the stench of his previous d-bagginess still sits with me. One thing that bothers me about this cat is that he seems to think he is very smart and witty. He is not. At least not at playing this game. Everybody seems to think that he should win because he has fought so hard to stay in the house because he has been a target every week. Well… How do you think he became a target in the first place? He isn’t smart. He will soon be gone, and will be joining his hooker in the jury house. Maybe I’m to hard on the big fellow? Nah…Who cares anyway…It’s just my take. Next up we will have the one and only Rachel. Stay tuned!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Pant's on the ground....Pant's on the ground.




    You look like a fool with you're pants on the ground. No actually Brett, you look like a fool for throwing an interception in the final quarter of possibly the last game of your career. I mean you were that close to the superbowl. Why did you even attempt to pass it anyway? You are Brett Favre man! Hopefully you will retire now. Not that I have a personal thing against you, but really it's time to hang em up.
    So now we move forward to the Superbowl. I myself am hoping that the "WHO DAT" nation sticks it to the Colts. I might also add... Who gives a shit about they're coach being a rookie. He did nothing. He inherited a Cadillac. Let's see him go to the Superbowl with the Chiefs this year, or even a team that actually took some tinkering. Personally, I think the head coach at that level of sports is so over-rated anyway. I am also preparing myself for what is probably going to be the longest Superbowl in history. Remember you heard it here. Why you ask? Because it takes Peyton Manning 10 minutes to snap the f'ng ball every down. I am going to go out on a limb and predict that the length of the game will be a topic of conversation. You just wait and see. I really don't care for the Manning's. I think Peyton is kind of funny in commercials, but I can't stand him on the field. I think he is a funny looking sissy personally. Did you see him just fall down in the pocket yesterday? He fell because he thought he was going to get hit. ( But he didn't ). That is dedication. He got up smiling, because he knew just how much of an idiot he just looked like. It should be a good Superbowl though, with two number one seeds. I predict a Saint's victory. Enough about football for now.

    I was wandering how many people watched the Haiti telethon this weekend? Wasn't that exciting? Not. I am personally sick of hearing about it already, and think that we should focus our attention more on our own country. USA is in the worse shape it has been in for years and do you see any other countries having telethons for us? I thought it was interesting though that the telethon raised $58 million dollars in one day for Haiti, but only raised $40 million when they had the telethon for Hurricane Katrina. Of course I understand why Obama is giving $100 million. I mean he has to do something to warrant him getting the "Nobel Peace Prize" right? Instead of just giving it to him for having an idea. This just in.... I heard that Obama has just been given the Heisman trophy because he "watched a college football game." You get my point. Anyways...This is just my take.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Another Rant

Hey gang! Well here we go again. I was just sitting here watching the KU game and realized it had been awhile since I went on a rant. I got to thinking about some stories I have heard about recently. One being that of a woman who blew up in a McDonalds for not being happy with the burger she got. Because it did not represent what it depicted in the photo. She proceeded to cuss, and throw both cash registers, the straws, napkins, and anything else she could reach, at the chic behind the counter. This kind of gave me mixed emotions. At first I was like..."What the"? After I thought about it more I started to understand why this chic got so pissed. Have any of you noticed how bad fast food is these days? From just flat out being not worth the money, to them never getting an order right? I am starting to think that most of these places should require anyone over the age of 20 to at least have an associates degree to work there. Or be in charge of the fries. We do however have a McDonalds in Topeka that is above and beyond the usual protocol when it comes to fast food speed and service. So props to them.

Next on my rant list? I want to know at what point was it required that you had to be a sissy boy to play college sports? Just go down the list. Yeah we all know about Mangino (Apparently hadn't had same problem at McDonalds)and his forced resignation from KU for being to brutal on the fragile football players. Then you have The South Florida football player who is now demanding that coach Jim Leavitt who was fired also, apologize to him publicly, for allegedly grabbing him, and slapping him in the back of the head. Seriously dude? Man up. The list goes on. You have coach Leach who had one of his players stay in an equipment room after having a concussion because he could not practice with team. This I must admit made me wander, but at the same time I kinda thought it was funny. But just a little. Last week you had the big news of K-State coach Frank Martin being criticized for tapping a guy on the shoulder as he was trying to get his attention, because the guy made a bone headed play, then wasn't listening during the timeout. Did you see this game? Please man. That guy didn't grow up in a bubble. It is just starting to drive me mad, maybe the young men should not play sports if they can't handle the torture they receive with they're full ride scholarships, and the coaches being too mean. They should just enlist into the military instead. Oh wait.

Lastly... As I feel bad for all the people that died in Haiti. I cannot help but wander which celebrity is going to garner the most attention with they're sudden generosity. People are so good about coming out of the woodwork to wear the mask of a hero in times of tragedy. It isn't fun, and it isn't a joking matter. But believe me you will see exactly what I mean in the next few weeks. Where was this generosity before this tragedy? Haiti is one of the poorest countries in the Western hemisphere more than half its people survive on less than $1 per day.
Every year, an estimated 38,000 children under the age of five die. Almost one out of three because of malnutrition. But it takes this for Angelina and Brad to donate they're million. I think you get my point. This is just my take.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

My mind at work again

Whew! Well ladies and gentleman, I am back in action. "Father it has been 22 days since my last confession." Here we go!

I don't really have one individual hot topic to hit on, as this is going to be more of a gathering of 22 days of silence. My own "Hodgepodge" for you. Lets start by saying that I have been doing a lot of thinking while watching TV, and I must say I am amazed how things are changing. Everything has to be so politically correct now days, like take for instance.... We can't call midgets, midgets, anymore. No. They are called "little people" They want us to treat them as if they are just as we are...yet they use it to make a profit. "Little people big world", "The little couple", and the latest "The little Chocolatiers." I mean seriously. Why do they get to have TV shows just because they are midgets? Next subject, but not entirely different. What the hell is going on with all the TV shows about women pumping out babies like a Nike shoe factory? I mean it started with "John and Kate plus 8", then we got "18 or 19 kids and counting" or something. I think the Buggars or Duggars or whatever are ridiculous myself, and despite what they would like everyone to believe, are using they're kids to gain profit. On a side note I hate to even imagine what bedtime must be like with Mrs. Duggar. Guys will understand what I mean here. I think what would be funny is if they got a divorce and Mr. Buggar would have to pay child support on what is now going to be 19 kids. Also what the Sweet Mary and Joseph is going on with all the parents sending they're kids to all the little cute pageants "Toddlers and Tiaras"? Really? C'mon man. It doesn't stop here. I see these things everywhere. It used to be nobody ever talked about ghosts. Now all of the sudden You have all of America seeing ghosts and making shows about them. "Ghost Hunters", "Paranormal State", "Ghost Adventures", and the latest "Ghost Lab". You have people making profit off of being fat but do not like to be called "fat" they have to be referred to as "over weight", and if you can bake a cake or decorate one then you can make a profit also. People just want to be so politically correct and the trouble is that politics are a joke. You can call a retard a retard instead of "Mentally Challenged" then pay them 1 million dollars and all is ok. The world has changed and it has nothing to do with Obama's joke campaign slogan. Man... George Carlin would have a field day if he was still alive. Obama just proves that if you can speak the speech well, and tell people what they want to hear then anything is possible, and I don't mean because he is black, I mean because he had everyone drinking the Kool-aid, and thinking he knew what the heck he was talking about. "Change" Yep you got it. About 50 cents. That's about what a dollar is worth nowdays. And all the "nice" talking he is doing with the jihadists doesn't seem to be working very well. See they don't apparently give a rats ass how well he can deliver a speech. President Obama has done little to protect Americans from terrorist attacks. At every opportunity he has cheated Americas national security by apologizing to the people that seek to destroy us. His “Unclenched fist” have given rise to a plethora of terrorist plots and attacks. Yet he refuses to acknowledge that America is at war with a political-religion that has already gained a foothold inside of America, and demands that Americans be tolerant of the people that get up in the morning with thoughts of killing us. This is the Change you all voted for. This of course is just my take.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

"It's the lie of the Tiger"


Wow! Turns out that Tiger is quite the player! It has recently been brought to light that he was having a fling with porn star Holly Sampson, bringing the total to 10 Chic's he has reportedly cheated with. Also his estranged and very hurt wife just bought a house in Stockholm worth 2.9 million. I can't think of a better way to make the pain go away. It is actually kind of funny now they are saying that he may be addicted to sex. OK..Can anyone tell me what guy isn't? But Nooo, they are saying now that he is addicted to sex do to a possible drug and chemical addiction. It really amazes me sometimes to see how society spins they're little webs. C'mon! The dude just likes sex! I do to! I am far from being an alcoholic, and I do not use any drugs, and I will admit that yes...I do love sex. Maybe even addicted. Anyways, enough of that. I do suppose this may be a touchy subject. I do feel bad for the family, and honestly I am getting tired of hearing about it, but I am sure that it will not go away anytime soon. So lets just wait for the next bit of news and the next chapter. Should be good stuff. I'll keep you posted.

On another note.. Did anyone happen to catch the Chiefs game? I'm thinking that the win over the steelers didn't have them turning any corners. While I am on this. Am I the only one that thinks Matt Cassel sucks? Anyways...More on that later. Stay tuned! It's just my take.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The truth comes out

I hate to say I told ya so. But with Tiger Woods situation I was pretty much spot on. Now that it is all out and the "Investigation" is over, I can tell you what I think will happen. Tiger and his wife will be just fine, because she isn't stupid. She loves the money and I guarantee that if he was a bagger at his local Country Mart, she would be out the door and gone. But no. He is a Gazillionaire, and because of that, she will find it in her heart to forgive him. Just like Kobe's wife did him. I would be willing to bet that she has had her own fling a time or 3 also. She is with him because he is Tiger Woods, and she will stay with him because he is Tiger Woods. This just shows that even these people lead lives like the rest of us minus the multi-million dollars they have. I personally thought the voicemail that I am sure you have all heard by now, was funny as shit. I mean what ordinary guy doesn't know of some ordinary guy who has been in that same situation? But they will be just fine. He will still make millions, and she will still spend it. They will put on the celebrity smiles and everything will be just fine. Until he retires. Because as Cristina B. Versari (Director of the sport psychology program for the San Diego University for Integrative Studies) says, "Many couples' marriages don't survive after the athlete retires because a wife may be unable to adjust to his returning full-time to the home." Yeah? I'll bet. I mean that makes sense really. Because then they are actually in a normal marriage and have to actually see the guy, or even sleep with him, and not just live the High life. Now, I am sure that not every athletes wife is testing the waters so to speak , just as the athlete is, but I would bet that the majority are, and they get the extravagant lifestyle to go with it. C'mon...wake up people. It's just my take.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tiger Woods did what??

You knew I was going to hit on this at some point. So let me get this straight. Tiger left his house at 2:30 in the A.M., and proceeded to run into a fire hydrant, and a tree? No alcohol involved? He wasn't drunk? Well then ladies and gentleman, what we have here is a pissed off wife chasing your ass with a golf club. I mean really. Why else would you not want to talk to the police? I would imagine he is feeling pretty guilty and doesn't want the world to know his business. Believe me, I have been there. It's not like the Fire Hydrant and the tree where objects that were just moved there that night that he didn't notice. Tiger just simply got his ass ripped into by his wife for sleeping with that other chic, which I will not mention, because she is already on a suing spree. His wife gave his face the beat down and scratches. Tiger ran and she chased him out of the house with a club. Gotta love the irony. He jumped in car to speed off as she smashed in the back window. Which brings up another question. Why in the hell would she break the "back" window to pull him out if she was dragging him to safety? Why wouldn't she just open the Drivers side door? Or at the least break that window? But the back window...Really? Well, where there is smoke there is fire, and Tiger got busted. Of course I may be wrong, and he may have really forgot about the tree and fire hydrant, and was just going out for some smokes at 2:30 in the morning, and his wife was courageous and brave and pulled him to safety, but I'm just not buying it, and I like my story better, even if it is just my take.
 
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